Is it just me or does the fine print said reallyfastontheradiocommercials sound like another language...or the noises a dog makes while it gnaws on a chew toy...or someone talking with marbles in their mouth...or...well, you get it. Here's an idea stop trying to deceive people and you won't need the fine print!

"By the way, if anyone here is in marketing or advertising...kill yourself. Thank you. Just planting seeds, planting seeds is all I'm doing. No joke here, really. Seriously, kill yourself, you have no rationalisation for what you do, you are Satan's little helpers. Kill yourself, kill yourself, kill yourself now. Now, back to the show. Seriously, I know the marketing people: 'There's gonna be a joke comin' up.' There's no ... joke. Suck a tail pipe, hang yourself...borrow a pistol from an NRA buddy, do something...rid the world of your evil ... presence."
Bill Hicks